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fitzsimmons

The cutest ship (consisting of Agent Jemma Simmons and Agent Leo Fitz) on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that broke everyone after Ward dumped them into the water.
Fitzsimmons is so adorable yet so painful.
by marvelled March 1, 2015
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Fitzsimmons

When a guy ignores a "group" of friends for several months on end. Typically, because he has fallen in love with a busted broad who the group rejects.
"Elliott you fucker, you've completely pulled a Fitzsimmons on us for that fat fuck..."
by Fallopian Overload October 8, 2006
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Old Fitzgerald

When you give a girl a mouth full of bourbon in the back of a van, after she's sat in a barrel, while watching two donkeys have sex.
I gave Rita the "Old Fitzgerald" in the back of a van in Kentucky.
by Megopado April 12, 2010
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Fitzgerald

It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.
Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.
by BeautifulLoser July 11, 2023
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Fitzgerald

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle
I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it
by JasonDick November 27, 2011
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Bob Fitzsimmons

aka as the fighting blacksmith (1863-1917)an english boxer, one of the greatest fighters of all times, he made boxing history as boxing's first three-division world champion, MIDDLEWEIGHT, LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT, HEAVYWEIGHT, he stopped fighting in his late 40's. a real bad ass fighter.

he passed away from pneumonia in 1917
by underbossx May 29, 2007
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Fritzl

to imprision a member of your family, normally for a period no longer than 24 years, in which you should molest them repeatedly and raise the offspring as your own. A common pastime in austria.
Oh my god, simon just "fritzled" josef fritzl, what a legend!

The method of fritzling has now replaced the death penalty in many american states.
by bosshogg May 20, 2008
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