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My future ex GF

When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
by samer_exodos June 27, 2016
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Back to the Future

A movie in which Christopher Lloyd is constantly shouting numbers at people.
Doc Brown:
88 MILES PER HOUR?!??!
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGGAWATTS?!?!?!
by babs feulner July 3, 2005
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Chronic Future

Fucking awesome band from Arizona, that has been around since '96. They released their first album when the average age of the band members was 13, titled 'Chronic' which had such hits as 'Scottsdale', and 'Insomniac'. They then followed up with their second album, '4 Elements' with such hits as 'Jump to Jive', 'Come Correct', 'Impossible to Win'. They finally came out with their awesome album 'Lines In My Face' in June 2004 with the amazing single 'Time and Time Again' that has to do with the war in Iraq. They may be on MTV but they don't play bullshit like those mainstream faggots. It's a mixture of rap and rock, not heavy metal like some people think. Often compared to 311 because they both kick major ass.
They were featured on the Warped Tour and are now on tour in Europe then back to the states with Papa Roach.

People who say the rap sounds like 'Eminem' can suck a dick, too. No, it's not a cross between 'Linkin Park' and 'Eminem' so shut up. No, they don't sound like 'Limp Bizkit'. They're totally against that bullshit.
Chronic Future's 'Time and Time Again' is such a kickass song!
The whole 'Lines in my Face' album kicks so much ass! Go buy it today!
by Chronic_Future311 October 1, 2004
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Future funk

Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10
Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Futurama

An underrated, kickass show made by Matt Groening (The Simpsons). Canceled by the evil that is 20th Century Fox but gladly revived by Comedy Central (South Park)
Futurama=Awesome
by rrgv December 14, 2009
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Future Bae

is a Danish word for love a noun and

means:A person that you like and want to ask them out but your not ready.
Josh is my future bae.
by me myself and I bitches October 29, 2014
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Futureal

Something so out of ordinary that it seems unreal and of a future time period.

An amazing Iron Maiden song.
That computer is futureal

What is real? Futureal!
by The wicker hombre August 6, 2011
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