furtains

the hairy area at the top of the thigh/groin area framing the freshly shaved pubic hair of a man.

I giggled at the sight of my man's furtains as they hung in drenched wringlets in the shower.

He takes the time to shave his pubic area, but he's hesitant to shave any air on his leg. Thus, he has a really hairy upper thigh and groin and when it gets wet, it hangs like curtains on either side of his penis.

by Mary Casbah July 18, 2012

furtenwechter

A bag of leg hair, often used for ritualistic purposes.

"Jim, I need a furtenwechter. Can you supply one?"

by Blitzkriega177 November 8, 2017

Furter

A baby born from a women, that had sex from a dead mans corpse.

Judge: "In the first degree of rape under Necrophilism, Ms. Barron is sentenced to the Baskerville correctional facility to be treated. Due to having a Furter, the child will be placed in a foster care till further notice.

by David Lawaski June 13, 2018

Furtherest

How a A Current Affair "Journalist" use their small little brains to try and pronounce Furthest.

"Journalist" : This is what most of us come to the Gold Coast to do and when you're on holidays here work is usually the Furtherest thing from your mind.

Educated person: What a fucking Muppet.

by Alamania January 24, 2019

Down Further

A person who is so irreparably down bad that they have exceeded the lowest levels of down badness, diving below even down netherly. You can not go further than Down Further. Beyond that point only death awaits you.

Guy 1: "This man Robert. Dude drove 3 hours just to hang out with his ex girlfriends friends, in attempts to get back with his ex girlfriend, again."
Guy 2: "Bro what?"
Guy 1: "Yeah dude. He never admits it either - he knows it's bad. He always makes up excuses, but we always find out."
Guy 2: "How long has he being doing this?"

Guy 1: "2 years."

Guy 2: "Holy shit. Dude isn't even down bad, he's Down Further."

by Beaterbarker January 29, 2022

Furtle

Usually a sex tourist in the SE Asian region

Look at that furtle with the Thai girl

by Mookermania August 14, 2009

to go even further beyond

An action that allows you to surpass your limits but scream your lungs out.

Ex : "And this, is to go even further BEYOND! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *chokes and dies*"

by 420Unkown69Legend666 January 30, 2020