painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

moving the furnature

having noisy sex in another room

oh addison and joe are upstairs moving the furnature

by bjorn b December 31, 2005

Food Furniture

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

by J. Zabel August 28, 2007

Moving the furniture

Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.

"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

adult furniture

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

by Golf Princess January 14, 2010

ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018

Cardboard Furniture

Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .

Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.

by lue_driver May 5, 2005