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Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.
I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.
by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014
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fornicatable

Damn, he's fornicatable!
by wordmakerupper007 June 10, 2010
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Fornite

Its a game for Virgins to play during the day and night.
The best game for Virgins is Fornite.
by Maya baddass February 21, 2018
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Fornits

1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... the fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on the place at Fornits.
by ILoveLucy December 14, 2008
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Fornicasian

Simply put, sex with an asian.

Fornicate + asian=fornicasian
While in Tokyo, Ben had sex with a Japanese woman. It was his first time experiencing fornicasian.
by ginger_newt October 22, 2009
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fornicornucopia

A term that suggests that instead of sharing an abundant variety of fruits, a group should participate in sharing many sexual partners in an all out pile fuck.

It is typically used as a classy term when in public when it is unacceptable to refer to an orgy or a 'pile fuck'.
Chris: "Hey gang wanna have a pile fuck later!?"

Alex: "Dude we're at a restaurant, there's a kid right there! Be a little more discrete you barbaric animal."

Chris: "Oh I apologize my good sir. Hey you guys want to partake in a fornicornucopia later?"
by prey1337 January 6, 2012
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fornimornicate

When your alarm goes off in the morning and you say, "Fuck it! I'm staying in bed!"
After a night of partying, Kelly chose to fornimornicate and skip work.

Pete was fired from work since he practiced fornimornification too many times.
by Bad Kram February 7, 2010
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