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Secondary Urination

When you have such bad diarrhea that you effectively pee out of your asshole.
"Jesus christ, I ate so much Taco Bell yesterday that I've been suffering from Secondary Urination all morning"
by Justaddabsinth February 17, 2009
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urination studio

urinal, stall, john, shitter, bathroom, restroom, washroom
by johnnydooo June 10, 2005
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Urination Anxiety

common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.

* this is for urinals
Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?

Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
by McGoogan.Houzen September 4, 2011
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Urination Kit

A phrase used when frustrated or angry at something or someone. Also, a small tube inserted into the urethra to cause urination flow to be transported into the mouth cavity.

Also referred to as "Lemonade Rain on my tits." Best used while queefing.
"Jesus Christ Carrie! Where the hell is my Urination Kit?!?"

"My tits are so thirsty, I wish I had my Urination Kit!"

"Oh Urination Kit! I'm sick of all these stupid Jews all over my property! Stupid cheap shits!"
by IHateAutisticNiggerChinks December 19, 2009
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Urination Station

Another name for a bathroom or restroom.
She had to visit the urination station after drinking 3 glasses of Sunny D.
by urrandomshoez March 30, 2011
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urination jubilation

A much much much funnier way of saying you need to use the restroom facilites. Can also be used to describe the place itself...like the way the Brits say "I need to do a toilet" and you go to the toilet to do it. Works best when all present are drunk/stupid/already laughing hysterically. Also commonly used: urination celebration
Finish eating your pear, we need to go to the urination jubilation!
*hysterical giggles*
*pear is forgotten*
by Harper May 19, 2004
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Urination Nation

A gathering for Golden Showers lovers to unite from around the globe.
We are heading to Urination Nation to get drenched!
by DrippyDrifter July 16, 2014
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