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penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.
1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!
by vadgebadge April 2, 2011
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Punishment Enema

To receive an enema as a punishment. Usually while totally naked and sometimes wearing handcuffs to increase the level of humiliation.
I need a punishment enema for starting an argument with my girlfriend.
by John!!!!!123 February 16, 2015
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corporal punishment

A physical type of punishment, as in a spanking or flogging.
In the school I attended, licks a form of corporal punishment, was applied with much enthusiasm, across the seat of our pants with a wooden paddle.
by Madmax 77 July 17, 2017
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spicy punishment

When you purposely eat spicy food, then later receive a Spicy Punishment on the porcelain throne.
James couldn't go out with the guyes, because he knew he would soon receive a Spicy Punishment.
by Bonzi_tree123 July 24, 2015
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Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things
She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.
by Eladicart February 19, 2020
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Capital Punishment

Losing points on an English paper because all of your letters are lowercase.
"my name is alex." -2 points. "Why did I lose points for this?" "You didn't capitalize any of the letters so now you're receiving capital punishment."
by Scarlet O. Treece August 23, 2017
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Universal Punishment

The Pesudo-Collectivist theory which states that if someone commits worng, then all must be punished as a result of that individual's wrongdoing.
Universal Punishment includes:

Gun Control: One out of 80million gun-owning persons just went off the deep end and murdured his family, so let's take away everyone's guns.

War On Drugs: One out of God knows how many coke sniffers just flipped out and killed a kid with a baseball bat, so lets ban ALL drugs.

These Gun and Drug control laws will be sure to lower the rate of shootings and drug overdoses in this country to 0%. After all, it's not like there's a black market where people could get them, or anything...
by Mob_Triggerman October 16, 2004
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