fuckwit

Someone who wears inappropriate clothing to an event, does weird shit for no apparent reason and smells like a combination of cat puke and dog shit (typically due to having dreadlocks and not washing himself/herself ).

Look at that fuckwit, wearing House Slippers to the gym!

Is he seriously hand-standing on top of a car? What a fuckwit!

She has pet spiders? Gosh, she’s a fuckwit!

What is this fuckwit thinking? Who does backflips off of sand dunes and brags about it?

How much longer do I have to be in this waiting room? I’m sitting next to a smelly fuckwit!

by Hop Jakewood April 25, 2020

Fuckwitable

a person you can fuck wit, some one that jus cool

That girl brittany is fuckwitable!

by MzAndie June 29, 2009

fuckwit

Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

fuckwit

an incredibly dimwitted person, completely devoid of intelligence. see tard.

Will: did you see what that guy just did?
Sam: what a fuckwit!

by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004

fuckwit

1) One not composed of all their mental facaulties, and only has the intelligece (~wit) to reproduce (fuck~) and spread their stupidity through the world, contrary to Darwin's theory of evolution.

2) A complete fool.

I met this fuckwit down at the pub who tried to stop a truck with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

by coppertop.tk January 26, 2004

fuckwit

A real elmore, maroon, jackweed or botard. Clueless fucktard.

Dimwit doesn't do you justice. You are a fuckwit on speed.

by Gee Dubya October 9, 2007

fuckwit

Fuckwit is a man without the intelligence to deduce what his penis is for.

Chris of Leeds, you are quite simply a fuckwit

by destiny god February 4, 2015