fucknut

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris as the character Ted Maul in the 'Animals' episode of Brass Eye.

Local press caught whiff of a weird one when the vandal shot his paint straight at the cow in the form of words like "twat", and later "fucknut" and "arsecandle"...

by Montesquieu March 13, 2004

Fucknut

A person with very low intellect that somehow came into existence thanks to his/her father nutting in their mother's diseased cunt.

Anyone who considers the earth to be flat is a fucknut.

by Blank Man 2.0 April 5, 2017

FuckNutz McGee

A pseudonym used on the internet by someone who is posting a bogus comment / forum post / Wikipedia edit / Urbandictionary definition, spamming someone just to be annoying, or just generally screwing around.

Pretty much anyone in 4Chan's /b/ forum.

Joe Somebody: So, what do you think of my 30-page love story?

FuckNutz McGee: your mom was a 30 page love story last night hahaha

Joe Somebody: You are a tool.

by FuckNutz McGee July 20, 2010

fuck nuts

A term used to curse something when it doesn't go your way. For examply when playing a computer game, missing a bus or train, having traffic lights turn red as you approach.

The term originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND).

Commonly used by the folk of the Alnmouth Road Area.

"Hey, watch that light, it just turned red"
"Fuck Nuts"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

fucknut

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"You are a major fucknut."

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

fucknut

Someone who's actions are unpredictable and hazardous.

Danny: he said he loved me and now he's fucking some other guy
Jacq: Don't worry about him, you know he's a fucknut

by DannyS2 March 12, 2008

fucknut

(1) A disparaging term for a person below average intellgence; (2) a nut that has been fucked . . . very hard.

Jesus Christ, that asshole is a fucknut!

Did you see his fucknut? It was WAY bigger than the other!

by Anonymous December 3, 2002