Fuckton

A futon that you fuck on a ton.

Hey babe, wanna come over and try out some new positions on my Fuckton?

by FreencheeFrench May 24, 2009

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

Nautical Metric Fuckton

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

by Voideater October 5, 2011

metric fuckton

a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed

"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"

by sean. December 3, 2007

Fuckton

Noun.
A measurement to large to be defined by finite means
Or

An insurmountable or unattainable differential

Dude, the Broncos are losing by a fuckton; there’s no way they’ll ever come back!

Quit jacking around! We’ve got a fuckton off work to do!

by MJ82 October 7, 2018

fuckton

Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.

More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.

A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.

(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."

by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Fuckton

The equivalent of ten shitloads

Shaniqua: Yo ma titties weigh a fuckton!

Tyrone: Damn!

by Chunt April 3, 2012