fart-ternal

A lady who only farts at night when she is asleep.

My wife never farts during the day, she's fart-ternal.

by GWEBB818 January 21, 2017

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Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

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Hell Fart

A Helll Fart is when you fart and your ass explodes and you die.

Me: My brother died yesterday.
Friend: Oh my! How?
Me: He... He... Hell Farted.
Friend: NOOOOOO!

by Lenwooo March 17, 2013

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bk onion ring fart

When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.

Phew!! BK onion ring fart!! I know that smell ANYWHERE!!

by luknoi October 2, 2013

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diarrhea fart

An emission of noxious gas from one's anal cavity which has the distinct smell of diarrhea.

As we were all chilling at the party, Julie ripped a diarrhea fart that cleared out the entire room with its vicious smell.

by C. Daley July 20, 2006

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Cow Fart

A politician's promise before election for the purpose of getting the vote.

During the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.

by Luna justice July 31, 2011

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It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.

I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)

by Slapstickity March 22, 2023

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