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non-stick frying pan 

Homosexual term for a man's penis.
I would like a 10" non-stick frying pan for Christmas.

Used in the homosexual community around the holidays to communicate about sex when not out of the closet and family is around.

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.
Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable

Richard the Frying Pan 

A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.
"Hello, Richard the Frying Pan! What's up?'

Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR 

Don't knock it till you try it.
Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.
You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan 

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..