Frimping

Friend simping; the act of obsession over a being someone’s friend that you simp over them in a non sexual don’t wanna fuck but wanna be besties way.

I’m frimping over justin Bieber so hard, I wanna be his friend so bad

by Youreapieceofshit October 1, 2020

Frimping

Primping for the middle aged - combined frump with primp.

Argh, my daughter in law is coming, I guess I'd better spend some time frimping."

by Bitsofluff August 19, 2022

Frimping

Being beyond pimping, meaning Freaking Pimping

Your Grandma is on facebook, thats frimping!

by BINA27 December 12, 2009

Fumping

Foil-pumping, pumping a (hydro)foil surfboard. The surfer can pump the hydrofoil surfboard up and down to get from one wave to the next, or do it in completely flat water. Fumping requires a whole-body motion that looks spastically unelegant, rotating both arms synchronously while doing sit-ups.

Look at that guy fumping back to the point break.

by shipsterrr July 31, 2018

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009