Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Freckles

A petname often given to a boyfriend who has many freckles

Jenn: Freckles where are you?

Travis: Here I am hun.

Jenn: Love me some Freckles

by Wmlovins May 3, 2010

Freckles

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable. Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.

Look at the cute freckles on Shannon!

by California Company April 30, 2023

Blowing Freckles

The spray pattern of fine fecal particles produced by moist flatus (wet fart)

I got pinkeye from my brother blowing freckles in my face.

by microland June 13, 2014

Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022

Gave her freckles

When you choke your partner so hard during intercourse that the blood vessels in their face, cheeks, and around their eyes, pop and it’s looks like they have freckles.

“John choked Cindy so hard he gave her freckles”

by SithyNine May 31, 2018