Fractally wrong

A phrase made up by men who have failed to achieve their goals to falsely assert superiority over "lesser" individuals who they cannot create a rational argument against. In a basic sense this phrase means "nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. " The use of it is a clear sign that the speaker has a firm belief in his own ideas, and will declare that everything he says is right and everything anyone else says is wrong. Many individuals who use this type of language hold a strong belief that everything is wrong with the world, and that they are the only perfect individuals, but in reality these people are often socially-inept outcasts who still live with their parents and play Pokémon during their break at McDonald's.

John: "Corn is yellow and grows on stalks."

So-called "rationalist" : "ugh you're so fractally wrong that it defies belief, everyone knows that corn is really white but the government paints it yellow and synthesizes it in chemical saturation tanks."

by T. Murray July 7, 2015

fractals

prediction for earthquake

Earthquakes are predicted using fractals

by therealshrek August 16, 2018

shite fractal

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.

The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.

by beigebloke August 8, 2017

Fractal

An ITERATED FUNCTION SYSTEM (IFS) is a set of CONTRACTIONS, which are ways of scaling the plane by the same amount in every VECTOR BASIS. An ATTRACTOR is the set S (a shape) for which the union of the images of S under the application of all contractions in the given IFS is equivalent to S. A self-similar fractal is then the unique ATTRACTOR of an ITERATED FUNCTION SYSTEM (IFS).

The Sierpinski Triangle is a fractal. And the rest of these definitions are fractally awful.

by owochanriemannsigma February 3, 2025

to go fractals

To get really excited about something. Bursting with infinite joy. To bring everlasting life to something.

To go fractals. She went fractals when she saw the time machine. Tom went fractals when he saw himself on tv. You're gonna go fractals when you try this.

by midorijones June 14, 2017

fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems

I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do

by TheTallestPsychonaut October 27, 2021

fuck up fractal

Fractal of fuckup that permeates everything from nano to mega.

Everything I see is fucked up coworker It's the damn fuck up fractal again!

by Fractal meister February 7, 2025