Forking

The action of stabbing someone with a fork

Yo did you hear about that forking last night? Dude couldn’t get a knife to stab that old guy so he got a fork

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

FWORFing

The act of simultaneously inhaling, farting, sneezing, exhaling, burping, blinking, shitting, pissing, cumming, twitching, coughing, queefing (if applicable), drooling, yawning, and the feeling of chlorine in your nose. Resulting in spontaneously combusting and disappearing into oblivion. Also referred to as farting and dying.

Please do not use all bodily functions at once.... FWORFing will cause sudden death and may cause the sky to fill up with green shit.

Sincerely,
Your body

by Ryden86 September 2, 2011

Island Forming

When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.

At truck stop...

"Dude, what took so long?"

"Sorry man, I was island forming again."

by TheSkinny August 14, 2008

Fortinbras

1) Prince of Norway in William Shakespeare's Hamlet.

2) The fucking man.

Jill: I thought that the "To be or not to be" soliloquy was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever heard.

Jack: All I know is that Fortinbras kicked some good Polack ass.

by anonymous35497798 October 12, 2009

Foofin

the best friend in the world, a person that cannot be replaced by anything. a genuine person full of love and laughter. truly the best person on the planet.

That’s Sam, she’s my foofin.

by MackH October 25, 2018

forking

the result of spooning.

After spooning for quite some time, ellen and ammon
started forking all night long; resulting in morning o's.

by Tiffs March 4, 2008

forking

the act of spooning, just with more penetration

i don't like all of spooning, but forking is awesome.

by echo specter May 3, 2011