Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

floppy popper

the guy who is the joke teller at party's, always has to make everyone laugh until he tells that one joke that makes everyone uncomfortable

jarrod was hilarious until he started droppin' "N" bombs and deep throating beer bottles! what a floppy popper!

by asssparagustherapist August 3, 2013

Floppy Diks

An intentional misspelling of Floppy Disk to give a pun to the Floppy Disk and a Floppy Male Genital, which is also misspelled as "Diks."

A Floppy Diks is used to store 1.4 Megabytes of data.
A Healthy Dik, however, can store hundreds of Terabytes of data.

by Liltle January 28, 2021

Floppy Donut

A floppy donut is someone who flops

Usmaan is a floppy donut because he got caught by his manager viewing Christmas photos of his friends crush.

by Shanddyyysheliottt December 15, 2021

Floppydoggin'

laughter late at night. Comes while extremely tired. Usually uncontrollable.

If it is 3 in the morning and you can't stop laughing, odds are you are floppydoggin'. It can happen anytime you are really tired but it is usually late at night.

by Fletcher Knoxville September 15, 2007

Fappy Birthday

A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.

Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!

by Fapplejax October 4, 2009

floppy cock

1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.

When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.

by Cappy1 May 8, 2005