1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."
Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"
2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."
Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"
2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
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Foiled takes the dual meaning of "To prevent from being successful", and the mathematical mnemonic FOIL, which stands for "First, Outer, Inner, Last"; this device is used to multiply two binomials.
Foiled takes the dual meaning of "To prevent from being successful", and the mathematical mnemonic FOIL, which stands for "First, Outer, Inner, Last"; this device is used to multiply two binomials.
"Our plot to throw off the competing trivia teams by changing Wikipedia entries was foiled like binomials when our network was banned by the zealous encyclopedia editors."
by mathlete April 13, 2008
Get the foiled like binomials mug.when you drunkenly fondle parts of partners/friends/strangers body that you would otherwise not if sober (and enjoy it not because you want them, but simply because alcohol has made you horny and antsy)
OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.
OR or allow partners/friends/strangers to fondle you after atleast one party has consumed a mass amount of alcohol.
friend1: oh no! i think i rubbed bob's man parts last night
friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!
bob: damn straight they are.
friend2: it's ok, drunken fondles between friends are great!
bob: damn straight they are.
by hellosally June 11, 2006
Get the drunken fondle mug.A form of sex when two (or more) people fondle so profusely it is considered sex (i.e. fucking).
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to making out.
Usually preformed in the presence of friends at a social activity when actual sex isn't an option.
Alternative to making out.
Dude, did you see Spencer last night? He was sitting there fondle fucking Stacie during the whole movie.
by ImSpartacus September 15, 2007
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Get the turd fondler mug.1. The path to salvation. 2. The purest form of convenience and satisfaction imaginable. 3. A website that compiles the websites of restaurants, drugstores, and other businesses, thereby simplifying the process of submitting orders for delivery and take-out. 4. Going from "no food" to "food" in about 30 minutes. 5. Better than make-up sex. 6. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. breakfast, lunch, and dinner; etc.
by Comstock Ford January 16, 2009
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''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past''
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
"ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."
by STEAKPISTOL July 13, 2009
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