The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.
In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.
Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!
Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!
Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!
Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!
Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010
Get the fluster pwnmug. When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.
Also known as the flustered pirate.
Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
by Notikk July 28, 2009
Get the flustered piratemug. Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.
Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.
Nicky: not this story again...
Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.
Nicky: not this story again...
by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010
Get the cum flusteredmug. an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.
by harperpilled June 11, 2022
Get the flustered already, darling?~mug. Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.
by bewb_420 December 24, 2019
Get the button flusteredmug. When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.
Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?
Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?
Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.
by Taboo13 May 28, 2018
Get the Crying Flusteredmug. The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out
by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023
Get the flusteringmug.