Flurb

Noun. n. (Flerb) Any person, male or female, living or dead, that is either immensely disillusioned, or is so enamored with the concept of role play, that they will dress and make accessible to themselves all of the following; A) Clothing in excess of five pieces of garb, weighing more than a legal twenty five lbs., B) Stage make-up that completely hides their face and identity, C) Backgrounds and stories, preferably histories, about how their chosen alter-ego came into being, D) Weapons that have no practical application on any battlefield, anywhere, and E) Names that include any of the following: An animal, a color, a plant, a mineral, a creature of world mythology, names from cultures that never existed, names from cultures that existed a long time ago, or names from cultures yet to exist, example: Sir Archduke Grand General, Priest of the Lemonade Stand of Gruesome Demise, Mr. Artimestriastidonicles Storm-death-doom-wolf-shark-black-white-red-dragon-sword-thorn-silver-hallibut, the Fifth, Esquire.

Arthon is such a flurb, we caught him dressed in full chainmail, reciting lines from Conan The Barbarrian behind the toolshed last Sunday.

by Nicholas C. Hoff (Jin) May 14, 2004

Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

Flubberduck

When you need to wank and it makes a weird noise which sounds like a rubber duck and flubber

I tried to wank last night but I was flubberducking so loud that my mum walked in.

Dude, I can hear your flubberduck from across the hall.

Stop flubberducking John we're at the cinema

by Vagbubbles December 6, 2013

flubbergab

One having a twenty pound labia.

Misty, get away from me with that flubbergab

by Jerrad (From Subway) October 3, 2003

flubbadubb

A really, really, freakin' sweet wizard

I am going to call my flubbadubb.

by Kinsey May 23, 2006

Flubber Cups

A large woman with dimply,stank tits that happen to be large and flappy

Wow your mom has insanly large "flubber cups"

by minTncoffe August 19, 2008

flubber nutter

A guy who likes to have sex with fat girls.

Billy: I think Eddie is a flubber nutter.
Tom: Why?
Billy: His last three girlfriends were huge.

by lambotama December 17, 2008