Flumping

Fluffy Humping.

I love flumping!

by theSpeakere November 13, 2021

Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

flumping

The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards

That guy is always flumping!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

Flumpkin

When you Fart on your feet, then give them a Foot job while taking a shit.

Bro, Cassie from work gave me a Flumpkin during lunch that shit felt spectacular.

by Clown?! March 14, 2025

Flumpkin

Someone who is a known pervert and is extremely into needy polar bears.

"That person is a flumpkin ya know?" "Really?? I better go be their friend"

by ProfessorOfBearology - UAntrtc June 3, 2025