fluffering

What happens when trying to watch porns, regular videos buffer, porns fluffer.

"I was watching a porn on youtube and it kept fluffering, it is so annoying."

by ldlewis62 December 4, 2014

The Fuckening

The single best way to describe the events of the year 2020

First coined by Bill Maher on his tv show Real Time With Bill Maher

Kid in the year 2050 “So what exactly was the year 2020 like?”

Guy who survived 2020 “oh man, we refer to that period as The Fuckening.” Aka the single worst year in the history of mankind”

Kid in the year 2020 “Damn that truly was The Fuckening”

by Pass poisonously December 5, 2020

The Final Fuckening

The ultimate, and most dramatic event of your life. Also used for destroying everyone's expectations before you die.

I'm going to this BIG party, it's going to be The Final Fuckening.
I'm going to destroy this hospital room, this is my Final Fuckening!!

by Gootzie July 12, 2021

flubbering

when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.

If two sumo-wrestlers hooked up it would be considered flubbering

by cmsg January 9, 2011

flucking

Flucking is also a word used to describe the action of flunking out of an establishment of higher education due to a surplus of sexual activity.

Did you hear about that mainline bitch?

No, what happened?

She had to drop out because she was flucking.

by I ruin lives May 1, 2007

fuckening

Fuckening is the ritualized taking of someone's virginity to become a more powerful being. It is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.

Brad: Hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
Ned: Julie and I took part in a fuckening last night I feel great!
Brad: HIGH-FIVE!

by Sebastian Steelflex October 20, 2014

fuckening

When the sex you're having ends with a disappointing twist

I engaged in sexual relations with a young dame when unfortunately it transpired to be a fuckening

by twelveofaces September 30, 2016