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flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper
Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017
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flawless

Term used by gay men to describe a person, place, thing or event that in their opinion looked or was amazing in an awe-provoking way they feel also could not be improved upon. Or simply, perfect and without room for criticism, however, usually impressively so.

Also used when gay men simply want to convey this attitude toward someone or something for encouragement or to think positively about something.
1. Gurrrrl....you look FLAWLESS!

2. A baggie filled with M&M's AND ADVIL?!!! Flawless!

3. That picture of us in the back of your Bentley wearing formal gowns holding your pug dog wearing sunglasses---FLAWLESS!

4. The lobby of this new Vegas casino is flawless!

5. Whitney's voice is flawless.

6. Granny, this cherry pie is flawless!

7. How was your debutante ball? "Well, the train of my dress caught on fire while I was making my entrance and I didn't realize it till my hair caught on fire--but I have to admit, all in all honey---it was FLAWLESS!!
by Stepheno September 6, 2008
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by Jake Barnes August 22, 2003
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Flawless

The definition of having absolutely no flaws what so ever! Being perfect and slaying at life aka Beyoncé
"Beyoncé is absolutely amazing, she's goals af and is flawless!"
by 💁🏻 dancer September 18, 2016
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Flawless victory

The act of getting thousands of people to read your shitty definition.
I've never been laid and I don't have any friends, but this Flawless victory has given me a raging boner.
by charliemcc July 1, 2005
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flawless victory

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters as an appraisal of a particularly apt or acute rejoinder - the winning move in a war of words.
H4x0r J03: "LOLR0FL DUD3Z U WRI73 F4NFICZ??!!11!! 0MFGROFL!!!!1!! TH47 I5 3NUF T0 M4K3Z YU0 4LL T3H 0T4KU F4NB0I L4M3RZ!!!"
Mark: "Not like your fifty gigabyte collection of pirated DBZ mpegs huh?"
Dave: "Flawless victory!"
by Joshua B. Wright April 10, 2004
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flawless victory

Noun. A session of defication in which the toilet paper comes back clean after the first wipe.
Dude, I just had a flawless victory; now I don't have to shower.
by Samwitns November 16, 2009
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