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Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly
I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me
by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009
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florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin
Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang
by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014
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Florin

A very tall & good-looking man, usually Romanian. Loves to laugh, dance, and eat. Is very fond of most animals, especially dogs. Snores like a bear.
Wow, he's tall & sexy, he must be a Florin
by anon71 February 4, 2010
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DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.
A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )
by Rav Steven March 23, 2010
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florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.
Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.
by mCRT April 18, 2014
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Florien

Florien is the name of a AMAZING girl, Kind and funny. Makes people happy and makes them laugh when they are having a bad day. Is always there for everyone, no matter what.
Also the definition of a beautiful flower.
Name is usually known in Dutch.
Florien is the best <3
by anonymous May 30, 2018
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Florian

Florian (short. Flo) is one of the most lighthearted human beings you'll ever meet. He's thoughtful and witty, has his own kind of silly humor, filled with flat jokes, that will make you laugh anyway. He's a shy and won't trust anyone until they've truely proven their worth. He's the best listener and every conversation with him will clean your soul. A Florian falls very easily, often jumps to coclusions when it comes to love. But he will carry his chosen one on both hands, seriosly, you can't wish for a better boyfriend. He's crooked in the most flawless way and you can never not love a Florian when you've seen his true colours.
Florian is the best friend of Lara.
by PleaseNoSelfies February 20, 2018
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