floobengloben

The planet we live on

Dude, that's out of this Floobengloben!

by Floobengloben October 7, 2016

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

Floopinoof

How you feel when it’s 12:00 and u still haven’t started ur flooping math hw.

Guy 1: boi I went to bed at 9:00 last night
Guy 2: I went to bed at 4
Guy 1: PM??
Guy 2: AM
Guy 1: floopinoof

by Wannabeejian;) February 27, 2019

Flippity floopin’

When you (a female) put your thumb in your anus and your finger (usually your middle finger) in your vagina while you pee. May be used either on the toilet or on another person.

I was flippity floopin’ by myself until I met Todd, now he wants to flippity floop together.

by OnceUponAnUrban June 22, 2019

Flooping

When you keep eating food in a loop-like continuous way.

I was flooping last weekend, happens often when I get stressed.

by CrystalMCG June 4, 2011

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019