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floobi

an unwanted person, animal, or sex slave.
yeah he was my friend, until he became a floobi.
by shart.ouch November 18, 2010
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Flobbist

An ice cream truck driver over the age of 40 who lure kids into his truck using ice cream and then rapes them.
No examples of flobbists
by Orkor January 29, 2012
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floobascoop

A feeling greater than love. To love someone more than what love means
I floobascoop you honey
by hglod December 26, 2020
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Floorism

Floorism. We believe everythings a floor
"See that guy over there? He believes in floorism. He believes everyhing is a floor! He thinks a wall is a vertical floor!"
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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floorism

The belief that everything in the world is part of the floor
"hey, what's floorism?"
"See that wall over there? It was once part of the floor."
by Unk0wn May 8, 2021
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FLOORIST

Everyone of us who STANDS UP for the PLANET.

A great place to sleep.

A SHITEATER in order to contact the absolute lowest position.

Being READ so hard by MELISSA you lose concentration on DARING others to join your READING CLUB.
Look due to GRAVITY and the CRACKED REAR VIEW it be a good idea for us to be FLOORISTS but the trade off you may get HEMORRHOIDS.

If you need to crash somewhere which you can't control the human body filling into slumber then being a FLORIST is a must for all of us , as WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I understand SHITFERDER (FERTIG)(READY IN GERMAN) it goes like this I lay under your RIM SEAT directly only seeing YOUR ASSHOLE and if you want YOUR ASSHOLE inches away from DER MUND CURVE(MOUTH IN GERMAN) then SHIT will have IT'S WAY flowing into my MOUTH as soon as it HITS ,I'm ASSH0LE and my other ASSH0LE which is the LOWEST FLOORIST belongs to you as I am well on my way being lower than even SHIT IN SHIT.

I got married MELISSA to feel like you put me at the TOP OF THE WORLD butt you are making WILLIAM feel like a FLOORIST just because I try to convince you what GOOD READS is you insist in keep READING ME while I am out to READ OTHERS and not BE READ.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 16, 2021
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Flootist

Lucy's profession
Lucy is a flootist
by Ace and Pip December 3, 2021
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