flexecute

Flexecute (v) : to flex at such a high degree, that anyone who has the misfortune to witness such glory shall be executed.

Chad flexecuted five people just by walking into the gym.

by Nymly Pseudorfus February 23, 2018

Flexuring

someone who gets more women than zanency

Flexuring got rejected by Flex Seal (oh no)

by flexuriruriruring February 12, 2021

Flexed

A person who will be beaten up in a severe manner.

Someone needs to tell that person to get out of my face before they get flexed.

by Lemuel Williams June 2, 2003

Fleer

Verb; Holding on to a marijuana pipe or other paraphernalia, usually while pausing for a story or simply forgetting to pass the pipe, when one is in a group of others smoking marijuana. This is usually said when expressing annoyance with the person who is not passing.

"Hey, dude, hit the pipe. Don't fleer it, alright?"

by Francis H. McDonnel September 26, 2007

Flexed

1. To get hurt, flogged, fucked up and shit. From a bashing with fists to getting knackered on a rail while skateboarding.
2. To be fucked up on drugs or liquor.

1. "I tried a Backside 7 on my snowboard of that gap and fully flexed myself."
2. "I did that? Really? I must have been flexed last night."

by Diego August 10, 2003

die fledermaus

1.)German for "the bat"

2.)the title of an opera composed Johann Strauss II

3.)Referring to the second definition. When you plan an act of revenge against your friends for what they did to you while you was in a state of drunkenness.

1. Was that a fledermaus that just flew by.

2. Want to go to the production of "Die Fledermaus" tonight?

3. I can't believe they did that to me while I was drunk, soon the fledermaus will be complete.

by Thomas Hamm November 10, 2008

flexessity

A necessity of having or making a flex.

Guy 1: That car mod isn't a necessity!
Guy 2: It is a flexessity though.

by Sergenex November 29, 2017