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Flesh Banjo

When a guy masturbates with one hand while tickling his balls and ass with the other hand, making himself look like a hillbilly playing the banjo!
What's junior doin' over there, did he join a band? No, he's just playin' the flesh banjo again!!
by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014
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flesh of my flesh

The saying "Flesh of my flesh" became popular from the DMX album of the same title. It is also used as the greeting of Maryland prison gang Dead Man Incorporated members meaning that you are my brother. The common response is "aint shit change" meaning we will always be family.
Dawg #1: "Flesh of my flesh." Dawg #2: "aint shit change"
by LuCkyLuCh410 July 10, 2015
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Flesh Pop

Sonja is a real knob slobber. She none the happier than when she is bobbing up and down on some dude's Flesh Pop.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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Community Fleshlight

A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020
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Flesh Pocket

A place within the body in which to store something. Specifically, to smuggle contraband or stash drugs before a police stop.
I was getting pulled over, so I shoved my pipe and rocks into my flesh pocket.

Man dis some good ass kush! How'd you get it in here? (prison)
Yo, my ho cool. She broughts it in during visitation.
by Guitar God Jay April 27, 2016
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Flesh

A person that is useless and has no purpose in life. Just a piece of flesh that gives nothing back to society and lives only for drinking and partying. Generally, a flesh is very dumb.
Yo, Roberto Calderon is a flesh man, he sits and does nothing all day.
by andreslom0705 January 2, 2017
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flesh goo

An extremely stoned state in which you feel like you've melted into the couch you are sitting in
After smoking an L of that haze to the face, I was so stoned that I got a bad case of flesh goo and coulda swore I became apart of the couch...
by MaikeyBoy December 27, 2009
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