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slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.
Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.
by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010
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fapulate

To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.
I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.
by The Anomaly February 5, 2003
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flatulatio

The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.

Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"

Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."

Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"

Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."

Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
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endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.
Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.
by fred_berg January 16, 2011
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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