flappy bird nest

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

Flappy Wet Bird

When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)

Nicole pulled a Flappy Wet Bird on Mike last night.....he said she was dripping everywhere

by NikkiAlice March 18, 2014

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it

Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show

by datswag March 23, 2014

flappy bird

the reason i am homeless, jobless, and poor. All this and i my highscore is....2....

man: i love life
flappy bird addict: what liiiifeee?
man: a beautiful place that doesnt have flappy bird.
flappy bird addict: screw that im playing flappy bird.

by iloveflappybirdtoomuch April 17, 2014

Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

by Messed up meanings September 8, 2014

Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019