flabas

man boobs (moobs) that jiggle all around when you run

Fred's flabas are really grossing me out.

by Word Master of Word Making November 2, 2009

Flaccidating

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.

I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.

by Dbee114 July 27, 2018

Flaccid house

Generic, boring house music which doesn't give you an instant erection.

- I hear that club has a good dj
- Meh, he only plays some lame flaccid house

by Supizky March 22, 2011

Flaccid Energy

Someone who displays weak or low confidence energy. They do not make power moves.

The guy at the bar waited until I left to tell my friend he thought I was cute instead of coming up to me. That’s some Flaccid energy

by BudayBrandi April 3, 2019

Squezy Flaab

When the dick is too big to fit into the vagina, so the man takes a spanner and squeezes his dick, making it thinner and able to fit in the vagina.

Hey master, me dick is too big to fit in to me honeys. What do I do?

Try the Squezy Flaab, dawg!

by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017

First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

by Mislead student February 5, 2014

Facade

A facade is when people add a coat of paint and be what they ain't. Ex: some people spend more than they earn to seem wealthy.

Person 1: Man, he's living a facade
Person 2: I know right, he's driving up with that flashy car of his.

Alternative:
Musical fans: IF YOU LIVE AROUND HERE YOU NEED CASH IN THE BANK

'CAUSE THE HOUSES 'ROUND HERE ARE ALL FLASHY AND SWANK
AN' THE FRONT BIT, HA
THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED A FACADE

by Moceit July 26, 2019