Human Dishwasher

A fat persons anus into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a 4 in 1 finish tablet

Adrian: "wimpy is that fat, he is a human dishwasher"

Adrian: "Wimpy, do you help your mum wash the dishes?"

Wimpy: "Shut the fuck up!"

by The Inc May 11, 2006

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Fishwater

Beer mixed with orange juice. Originally devised as a way to enjoy opened-but-not-drunken beer left over after a party, but has since become a weekend brunch staple due to the fact that it's actually very tasty. The proper ratio is about 2/3 beer to 1/3 OJ.

Man, you passed out last night right after you opened that beer. What a waste!
Hey, no worries, we'll just make some fishwater.

by PrettyKrissi November 23, 2011

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Unload the dishwasher

Pissing in your wife or girlfriend's mouth. (Alcohol must've been consumed prior to the act)

Person 1: "Sorry guys I gotta go, I have to unload the dishwasher"
Person 2: "What does that mean?"
Person 1: Leaves room and refuses to elaborate

by Garrett S. August 2, 2021

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Arabian Dishwasher

When your female companion cums, you take a sponge and suck it up. You then shove the sponge into your female companion's face.

I gave that bitch an arabian dishwasher last night.

by Elliot k. November 5, 2006

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Mobile Dishwasher

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...

by Bib Bobby Jonez December 8, 2005

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