Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Pet flipper

A person or persons/entity that acquires a pet(s) for the sole purpose of selling them for more than they paid. They don't normally put much time, effort, energy or money into caring for the animal. And indeed, don't usually have the animal long enough to get to know it's personality, character, ect. There is normally no bonding with the animal. There will only be maybe one picture of said animal, taken for advertising purposes.

There is this old man down the road, a pet flipper. He gets puppies & kittens for free, then he sells them for crazy amounts of money. He barely cares for them while they are in his care a short time.

by cavy caterer May 19, 2010

Fappergasted

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.

wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.

by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Flipped my humanity switch

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.

I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!

by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015

muddy flipper

Tickling an anus with your elbow at a 45 degree angle in such a way that your arm resembles a flipper

Your son came home from the second mile charity and asked, "mom what is a muddy flipper and why did Jerry Sandusky want to give me one?"

by major Nonsense November 18, 2011

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015

Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016