Finlay (Finn) is very easily
offended, so don't go talking wass about his armpits (btw if you look at them don't be surprised that you'll see a shining gleam that can almost blind you. If you have fragile eyesight; I recommend you to stay away from this boy ,that has yet to
become a man, as you might possibly go blind. If Finlay is wearing
long sleeves you'll be safe... trust me on this one. At least his head isn't bald... it's grey... don't be surprised if it all disappears before he is middle-aged.). He is nor black or white... he is red (more commonly known as a red squirrel).
I warn you... DO NOT take this guy to
double dates!! He talks to ladies like a 5 year-old on drugs. He makes no attempt to sound cool (never heard him deepening his below average-toned voice, unless he's into milf. I think that explains it all!!). Finlay has never, never, never, never, never ever, ever had alcohol or fizzy drinks in his whole life. He acts like it is an illegal drug.
He will never get laid
(he will bullshit like Jay from 'The Inbetweeners').
