fat-fingered

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.

I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

hairaction figure

An action figure or doll with great hair.

That new Tarzan doll I got is a total hairaction figure!

by NinjaSquadLeader April 21, 2010

go figure

a remark made to something said that is typical or falls under Murphy's Law.

"The ONE day I call in sick at work, and the fucking boss, who happens to leave work early... sees me at the strip joint...go figure!!!"

by hipster August 30, 2004

Public Figure

Used by talentless twats on instagram

Public figure is used by talentless twats on instagram

by TheRealistSince89 August 9, 2017

Six-figure

(of a numerical amount, chiefly annual income) Counted in the hundreds of thousands; 100,000 to 999,999.

Look at that guy with a bugatti veyron, he must have atleast six-figure salary.

by foxm120 August 22, 2011

figures

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."

by erhard September 9, 2006

Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014