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Fingers Up Nose Syndrome 

Fingers Up Nose Syndrome is a genetic disorder commonly found in 15 Year old Arma 3 Players where they sound like they have their fingers jammed up their nose. There is no known cure for this disorder but there is hope for when Arma 4 gets released.
Wow these kids have a bad case of Fingers Up Nose Syndrome.
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Fingers crossed 

A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.
"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."
Fingers crossed by MysticPetye November 23, 2021

fingers on your buzzers

A game show term, but also a euphemism for female self pressure.
Game show host to contests "fingers on your buzzers for your first question"
fingers on your buzzers by Reefknot December 21, 2022

fingers loose 

Weird sex act of beating your meat
Big O likes to get his fingers loose
fingers loose by BiggTz February 1, 2023

Fingers Mcgee 

Someone who won't stop finger banging everything in sight.
Anthony is a real Fingers McGee! He won't stop finger banging those analyzers
Fingers Mcgee by Bgwhzy1983 September 23, 2025

Google Fingers 

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.
"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."
Google Fingers by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014