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Fingerless February

Starting at 12am February 1st girls can't finger them selves for the entire month of February
Hey did you fail fingerless February?
No no no i can't wait till March to beat this pussy no dick no toy just fingers
by Duxks November 10, 2019
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FINGERCHECK

What you do when you can't quite tell if you've sharted or not, or what you yell when it sounds like someone around you has sharted.
Two buddies are sitting around, drinking beers and enjoying a game...

Sype: "This game sucks!", as he turns to the side and rips a wet-sounding fart.

Oz: "Ewph, FINGERCHECK!!!"
by Oiboiboi December 2, 2007
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fingerrhea

1. Diarrhea of the fingers - the written equivalent to verbal diarrhea

2. A condition that develops when typing a quick thought turns into a spewing of disorganized spontaneous words that quickly deteriorates into written chaos, not necessarily associated with watery fecal evacuations.

3. A long and often inappropriate response to a simple courtesy IM question like "What's up," when the answer realistically should be "not much."

4. The act of typing TMI (too much information).

5. The result of thoughts flowing directly from the brain to the fingers in a chat session where there they pass no filter and once typed cannot be taken back, unless of course you immediately type FINGERRHEA! in the chat which nullifies the stupid words you just typed and requires forgiveness.
1. "Wow that was a long email!"
"Indeed! Sylvia had another bout of fingerrhea!"

2. Fingerrhea in action "Hey, really quick - I love you! But maybe you don't love me, and if you do maybe you should tell me. I'd like to hear it, too, ya know? I think I want to get married and have your babies and then vacation in the south of France, love bunny, fru-fru, airchip, sundance, blib, gyrg, zzzzzzzzbup......."

3. "What's up?"
"Well I stubbed my toe this morning walking to the bathroom. This time it was my second toe; usually it's my big toe, but not today. Sometimes I stub my pinky toe - that really hurts bad. You know, maybe I should have turned on the light. You'd think I'd have the hallway memorized since I've lived there 5 years. Do you turn on your lights to walk to the bathroom?"

4. "Don't ask him what time it is - he will fingerrhea the meaning of time."

5. Girl: "Did you like the dress I wore last night?"
Guy: "UGLY!"
Guy: "FINGERRHEA!"
by Anonarrhea October 17, 2006
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Fingerless Gloves

Fingerless Gloves are gloves that have no fingers. when u wear them, ur palm is covered, but ur fingers are bare and do nothing to keep your hands warm.

are pretty useless.

also called pokemon gloves and hobo gloves
I love my new fingerless gloves! they do nothing to keep my hands warm, but i feel like a pokemon trainer!
by Marry Macho Man April 3, 2010
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fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.
"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
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Fingercake

The act of cupcaking a fart then using that hand to finger a girl.
"maaaan i just let one rip, but it was fine because i used it for a fingercake!"
by Laaaaaaaaaaaaad February 2, 2012
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Fingeradding

The process of counting and doing math with your fingers beyond the age of 10.
Teacher: what is 10+5
Kid: Dammit, not enough fingers again!
Kid2: Fingeradding!
by Philosophy649 November 14, 2010
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