find me a girlfriend 

When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.

Kate, find me a girlfriend.

find me a girlfriend by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017

Find your silence 

A request that somebody be quiet, stop talking, etc.

You're driving me nuts. I am going to need you to find your silence.

Find your silence by jm2011 May 1, 2015

Find out if I'm the Host 

To commit suicide. Reference comes from online video games, where a player quits the game when they are tired of playing or disillusioned with their suckage.

In these games, such as Call of Duty (pre modern warfare 2), one of the players in the game is randomly and unknowingly given the host connection. If this player leaves the game, it ends the match for everyone :(

When a player is fed up and tired of getting owned, they may decide to leave the game. When doing so, one might exclaim they are going to "find out if they are the host", referring to the possible outcome when they leave the game and as a result the game ends for all the players.

The term refers to committing suicide, as in similar frustration when leaving a video game.

(In game) " Wow, i have died 36 times in a row and I can't get a kill. The enemy team is just a bunch of camping snipers. This connection sucks ass, i'm lagging all over the place. Im about the find out if im the host"

(real life application)

"Yo bro, I just got a 15 on that math test, I'm about to find out if I'm the Host"

"Wow some kid just walked over to me and said 'safety', i'm about to find out if i'm the Host"

"My best friend has been secretly sleeping with my girlfriend for 3 months now. Im about to find out if Im the Host"

Find out if I'm the Host by 36enuf November 22, 2009

Find the m&m 

It is an Australian term for the clitorous (bloody Aussies!!!). It is called this because - as you should know - the most pleasurable spot on the woman is the clitorous and it's approxiamtely the size of an m&m.

I "found the m&m" on your mum and licked it good, DAMN it tasted good!!!

Find the m&m by Adam Stevens November 4, 2004

find the salmon 

A kinky sex game for bears

When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon

find the salmon by FIND_DA_SALMON January 27, 2015

Find your fuck 

When you want someone to give a fuck when they've apparently lost their fuck to give.

Asshole says "I don't give a fuck!",,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You say "FIND YOUR FUCK!!"

Find your fuck by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

Find God 

A phrase used to identify someone who is stupid and downbad horny thinking id do this dumb shit. That is why you should "FInd God"

I just clicked on villainouzz's linktree and saw the Onlyfans tab, i was expecting to see sum dick but instead I need to FIND GOD

Find God by nkjasdnikadbiasndias October 25, 2022