fagpin

A straight single woman who consistently hangs around a homosexual man so that others won't think he is a homosexual.

The only reason why Tommy invited Shelly to his parent's Christmas party was because he didn't want his family to know that he was gay. He had no real romantic interest with her and her only function at the party was to serve as a fagpin so his parents wouldn't discover his true nature.

by Abraxas Romante January 30, 2008

Fippin'

1. Jillin' off. Female masturbation. Acronym for "Fingers in Pussy"
2. Generally goofing off, as: "Hey quit fippin' and pay attention here, eh?" of a woman, more insultingly of a man due to its inference that he is not as masculine as he should be...

"Omigod, lookit' him! Jezzzuss, I am SO gonna fip when I get home!"
"What's she doin' that takes so long?" "I don't know, fippin', pro'lly!"

by korba December 1, 2016

Figgin out

To get geeked as fuck on drugs and jack off

I was figgin out and playing fortnite all night bro.

by HoodrichpabloFIG June 30, 2018

Fimping

The female version of a simping

“Jessie was totally fimping for Kyle. Hopefully he comes around. It’s just sad”

by Cpjag14 May 14, 2020

figinta

Slang for 'fixing to' or 'about to'.

You are figinta get punched in the mouth.

by aPlitt May 10, 2022

Figgin

Doing to much or acting differently than you usually do.

He figgin for some sac.

Bro you figgin out you not even like that.

by Mattua June 23, 2022

figini

The name of one of the greatest family lines to ever exist

Man that luz figini is so cute. How do I get her number???

by Manbearpig666666 July 13, 2022