flurch

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...

by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

Flurgle

verb - To act or speak in a manner consistent with the onomatopoeic quality exuded by the very word; Flurgle.

Don't you hate it when you've just finished eating, and the person you're with decides to start talking to you? Namely, when they haven't quite emptied their mouth of the food they just chewed on, creating a "flurgle" sound with every-single-syllable they heave out..

by Strange Blue Objects August 12, 2006

flurj

First Lady U Regret Jizzing-over

Michelle Obama is hot, not like that flurj Laura Bush.

by Jaydawgz March 9, 2014

Flurfnee

n. Flurfnee
One who is being hit on the head with a salmon
v. Flurf
To hit a flurfnee with a salmon
n. Flurfer
One who hits a flurfnee with a salmon

Bob was promptly and violently flurfed after telling his friend he was a professional flurfnee

by Conor Bane March 30, 2004

Flurgstrom

1. The universal verb/noun, can be substituted for any other verb/noun to avoid repetition. Usually used by hipsters and other really cool people.

2. In some regions, a substitute word "Flurgstorm" is a name given to a really cool person, replacing ones birth name.

i.e. - a nickname

1. Kyle - ... Yah, so i flurgstrommed the bitch.

Carl - Damn, i bet that wasn't very pleasant.

Kyle - Not after a flurgstrom of that magnitude. the

Seismograph readings were off the chart.

2. Yo, kyle is the FLURGSTORM, may his wrath descend upon us.

by Chestasius Esquire IV October 2, 2009

Flurffy

adj. Another form of fluffy, often used to describe something cute like a cat or bunny.

Aww, kitty! You're so flurffy!

by ElusiveMoose March 11, 2010

flurgbubble

USING SEMEN TO BLOW BUBBLES

YO, THAT BITCH CAN BLOW FLURGBUBBLES!!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017