Feta

To crumble under pressure, fall apart, unable to hold ones self together

LeBron is straight feta this game, he needs to get his act together

by James Brighton March 3, 2024

Mint Feta

The build up of smegma to provide nutrients to one's partner during a blow job. It develops in clumps as cheese does, but give it week without washing, you're basically carrying around a dick full of snacks.

Thank god I'm uncircumcised, bae's getting plenty mint feta from this badboy tonight.

by ChildhoodRuiner January 29, 2021

Feta

About to do something

I'm feta go to the store

by Yenvyme December 23, 2017

Feta

So insanely fluffy that her fluffy ness alone is something no man can take. On top of being fluffy she is also abusuively puffy like a walking cotton ball. Feta is also the scruffiest little puppo to pup on the po.

Look that’s the soaftest sheep I’ve ever seen.
No bro that’s Feta

by Kipav September 20, 2021

feta

A person who crumbles under pressure

Wow, Coryn failed that test, that was so feta of her.

by GNBA June 27, 2024

Feta

Similar to Meta
To unknowingly be so self referential

In a naively contradictory sort of way
Causing the emotion of cheese among spectators

(To be meta except doing it obliviously and naively)

My parent's were trying to educate me on their "superior" music taste, they proceeded to continue listening to Oasis, just 24 hours after declaring them the shittest band to emerge from Manchester.

How very Feta of them

Me: Can i have some Feta on my salad?
Waitress: *hands me a Btec version of Matty Healy*

by The Thesaurus-Rex May 21, 2020

Ralph feta

Loss of memory under alcohol’s influence

Radhika suffers from Ralph feta

by siddy October 8, 2022