A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone
by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006
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The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know
how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes
by naveenforfriends March 6, 2011
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Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.
Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.
by Goody1 November 15, 2007
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Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS
Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd
by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005
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Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.
My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.
by Celeritas July 12, 2006
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