fender

A guitar company that was started in 1946 by Leo Fender. Fender is mainly noticable for their Stratocasters, also called Strats.

I'm gonna get a Fender Strat just like Eric Clapton's.

by Modern Guitarist August 3, 2006

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

Piss Fenders

A woman's pussy lips!

Hey Geena, that's a great set of piss fenders you got there!

by N. Culv May 7, 2003

fended

The feeling of being distraught, overwhelmed with stress, or being upset at person or a certain situation.

Could be added with the adverb re, requete, or ooltra

Little Legs Lex is always fucking fended when he walks into work.

by meetlouiz August 22, 2008

Fender

a guitar company that makes sweet guitars and basses

i just got a p-bass and a stratocaster

by skippy October 1, 2003

Fondle Sac

Better known as FonDuLac, WI.

Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.

by MKizzle May 4, 2006

Fender Lizard

A chick that will do anything to get on the back of a guys motorcycle. (A bike whore)

The girl on the back of Gibson's bike is quite the fender lizard.

by mattgibson October 9, 2012