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pre-felonated first name

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.
DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.
by jayskind1 May 14, 2016
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gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
by burningking1472 April 7, 2011
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“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.
I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.
by n4zhg January 4, 2019
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Coco felon

Coco Felon can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Any baby toddler or child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up enjoying Coco melon.

Typically a Coco Felon is used to describe a toddler or child with bad behavior that often gets into trouble and stress you out.
I might be broke but at least I'm not pregnant.
At least i don't have one of those Coco Felons.
by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023
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Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.
"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "
by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023
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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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