felonious bone

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

by moosec May 5, 2009

fellatious

Adjective describing an act involving, or similar to, fellatio. (A 'blow job')

Jenny got her secretary's job by being fellatious.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004

falarious

When you start saying funny, and end saying hilarious, you get, falarious.
funny + hilarious = falarious

Kiri came over on saturday and she slipped on a dryer sheet in my laundry room, it was FALARIOUS!

by Megan(: January 23, 2009

Felations

A relationship based soley on oral sex, Another word for BlowJob

Also can be used as Felationship, in lieu of relationship. A felationship involves no intercourse and is strictly felations between two people...

1. That fat chick should give me felations

2. She is only good for a Felationship

by Nasty Bowe May 2, 2010

fellacious

Having the desire to suck up to, or suck on something.

Derived from the term fellatio.

The apple fanboy wrote a fellacious review of the new Macbook Pro.

by edboy May 25, 2006

Felonious Trumping

The act of posting to Facebook or any other Social Media news stories that are false.

It's obvious that the dude is Felonious Trumping everything he posts.

by Hillary is my President November 17, 2016

flavious

A term used by homosexual males to identify themselves as gay in a setting that does not seem to be friendly to gay people

Are you flavious? Yes? Let's say we ditch this place.

by Tom Barlow March 22, 2008