man facial

The act of rubbing another mans jizz on your face and claiming you had a man facial

Matt went to have a massage and Sven ended up giving him a man facial

by w3rdwigga September 26, 2018

Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010

femdom facial

Dominant woman forcing man to cum on his own face

A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging

by horny poster May 30, 2014

fecal encephalopathy

1. The medical term for "shit head"

2. When one's head is so full of shit they become disoriented

"My patient has a serious case of fecal encephalopathy"

"I concur"

by Dr Urich May 17, 2012

fecalphiliac

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.

If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.

by Karma14 April 23, 2011

fecal tsunami

An explosive bowel movement which usually will turn the cornhole inside-out. Typically, lifting the feet from the floor plastering the inside of the bowl with feces.

I was good dahn Mexico until I drank that water. I was sitting on the pot with a fecal tsunami the rest of the day. Shit was flying everywhere.

by Mizzlebwey January 28, 2014