Mass Favoritism

The act of making each member of a group seperately think that they are your favorite member

My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.

by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017

favorite person

A person that's very high on your liking list, you like them a lot, more than you would suspect

"Yup, that girl Clara is officially my favorite person"

by Tobin and Chica March 5, 2015

Favorite Citizens

A phrase to express a friendship which is beyond the borders of 'best friends'

Heather and Erin were Favorite Citizens until a little witch came along and fucked shit up.

by Tittypop December 4, 2009

favorite shorts

A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick and ball-bag when sitting.

My my, that chick got an eye-full on my love sausage thanks to these favorite shorts of mine.

by flashboy July 9, 2003

Society’s Favorite

A Person ; Noun

comes from a feeling of being lost in this world, attached to a person who is facing daily battles versus life, and sometimes even questions themselves, yet still remains a winner and the favorite in society.

In a world so evil you’re society’s favorite…

by Society’s favorite June 17, 2023

Fresh Favorite

Receiving a vigorous hand job, while in a car, parked in the lot behind the local Kroger.

I was raging wood so the old lady pulled off and gave me a fresh favorite.

The new bag boy gave me a fresh favorite on break.

My lunch break today consisted of a deli platter and a fresh favorite.

by Dick Onchin March 7, 2022

Favorite Uncle

Your uncle that comes over when mom and dad went on vacation leaving you home alone. He sleeps with you in your bed and tickles you while your sleeping. He buys you whatever you want and takes you to fun places because you sleep in the bed with him and do what he asks ;) He is often referred to as your Gary.

My Favorite Uncle is coming over this weekend, I wonder what we are gonna do ;)?

Sorry I cant hangout this weekend my Favorite Uncle is coming over this and I want new airpods.

by Favorite Uncle Fucker November 9, 2019