Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Father Jonathan's

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Lerner's Father

Unfortunately this man is yet to be found. Lerner's Mom has had so much sex that it's possible Lerner's Father could be...
Sean Connery, Carson Daly, Muhammad Ali, EDI Cramer, Bill Clinton, or Uncle Ben (yea, the rice guy)

Midshipman 1- "Dude, wanna hang out tonight? A bunch of people are coming, even Lerner's Father."
Midshipman 2- "Really? I've never met him before."
Midshipman 1- "That's ok, neither has Lerner."

by Pedro November 18, 2004

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021

Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022

Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022