fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.

You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!

by renstar July 09, 2015

Senor Fat Man

Roogance is Senor Fat Man

Im so happy im not roogance because then I would be Senor Fat Man.

by Vman257a June 10, 2021

Fat man on the roof

A fat man named Shane on top of the roof, looking at you waiting for you to feed him.

Hey the fat man on the roof wants food again

by Neli_77777 January 13, 2020

Fat Man's Cupholder

While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects until you can easily slide in a can of soda. At this point, you no longer need to hold your soda.

I got tired while boning you and had to set my drink down, but we don't have one of those mattreses that doesn't transfer energy, you know like in those commercials with the wine glass and the lady, yeah so I had to stuff it in your ass like a fat man's cupholder or something. Gosh that's a catchy name... anyway, so how about you and me hop down to the Canadian mattress and proctology imporium for all of our medical and bed needs.

by Zimmermann July 24, 2006

Fat Man in the Bathtub

A euphemism for sexual activity

1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.

by I wish I was Scandinavian August 29, 2013

fat man's funk

The odor near or around an obese individual. Usually after exercise or before challenges. Fat man's funk is usually associated with sweat, dried urine, spit, and or dried shit usually due to improper wiping.

After a long sweaty indoor soccer game Max was quite sweaty and smelled of fat man's funk

"Dude what is that awful smell?"
"thats gotta be Jame's fat man's funk"

by MX xav July 21, 2009

fat-man burn

The burn on ones stomach, caused by grease or oil splashing while cooking naked or shirtless.

Eric - "That butter flew right out the pan, gave me a fat-man burn all over my belly."

Frank - "You lard-ass."

by pbr(pabstbattlerifle) February 05, 2009