Fart

The thing that always gets blamed on you in school because you smell like absolute shit all the time.

Fuck you John! Why’d you fart!!!

by Shexarc October 29, 2019

Fart

Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus"

But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.

The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart

by Dan October 15, 2006

Fart

The deadliest thing known to mankind

Guy 1: Oh shit, she's going to blow!
*Anus Farts*
Anus: Pffffffffffttttttttt
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* Guy 1 suffocates to death*

by Corey the best Definer July 17, 2016

Fart

Flatulence, Gas

Fart, What George Bush Smells Like.

by Swampshark19 May 24, 2010

Fart

Weird ploop out of the bum bum

We did you fart?!

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

Fart

A turd screaming to get out.

The peice of shit is so scared of the darkness in your ass hole it screams with fear to come out.

by You'r Mom = ) October 15, 2006

Fart

A gross, sometimes loud, hot breath that comes from the butt.

I just farted
Dude! You smell like fart!
Uh oh...that fart was wet....

by kjdlksd October 15, 2006